“Grandma Got Hung Over Drinkin’ Plain Beer” (the corrected version)Grandma got hung over drinkin’ plain beer Then she slept it off on Christmas Eve She never put a lime in her Corona Or had a Guinness Stout, I don’t believeWell, she had a few with Adolph And started rollin’ on the floor I’ll clear this up; I don’t mean Hitler No, she was gettin’ drunk with Adolph Coors Then she woke up Christmas mornin’ Slurring words like Elmer Fudd She washed down her figgy pudding With another six of long-neck BudsGrandma got hung over drinkin’ plain beer And she was still drunk on Christmas Day I never saw her drink St. Pauli Girl She’d rather have Falls City anywayOur family’s very proud of Grandma She can hold down every ounce She spent New Year’s with some frat boys And taught ’em how to make a quarter bounceYeah, that’s Christmas time for Grandma Drainin’ kegs and gettin’ drunk Suckin’ suds off of the lager And gettin’ drunker than the Christmas skunkGrandma got hung over drinkin’ plain beer Not that fruity stuff from Michelob Cause if her brew ever tastes like Kool-Ade She’d flush that stuff right down the darned commode The Grey Goose is on the table And the old girl’s liver’s cooked She chases it with a black Label When it comes to that she wrote the bookSing it Adolph…Grandma got hung over drinkin’ plain beer Give her lime she’ll punch you in the nose Beer man you can keep your friggin’ Smirnov But be sure to pass another Stroh’ sDisclaimer: The person whose voice is behind these words is a fictional character-not me. Neither Grandma _______ nor Grandma ______ ever touched a drop of the stuff. I have never seen either of my grandmothers engaged in the undignified behavior mentioned in this song. So…if either of you are thinking about hurtling a lightning bolt at my forehead from the heavens above, I apologize in advance. I love you both, and the alcoholic in this song isn’t modeled after either of you. Whew! Now I feel better! Category:Home › Home • Will higher gasoline prices mean lower sales for new cars? — part 2 • Will higher gasoline prices mean lower sales for new cars? — part 1 • Should the crew of the Sea Shepherd board whaling ships? • Which makes a better pet: A dog or a cat? — part 13 • Grandparents: Can blogging chronicle your genealogy? • Which makes a better pet: A dog or a cat? — part 12 • Are teachers unions the cause of public school problems today? • Which makes a better pet: A dog or a cat? — part 11
